I remember in 2016 weighing my choice of red hot zillas, blue chill zillas, even some green fire zillas, when one candidate really stood out among them all. No, it wasn’t Gary Aleppo Johnson, and no it wasn’t John Hegelen of the Natural Law Party even though I did vote for him in 2000 as a protest because the red, blue zillas subjectively sucked.
Now, I am getting somewhere very important, for that candidate was SMOD. Say it with me, SMOD 2016. I went full SMOD (Sweet Meteor of Death) and I don’t regret it. Well, much like Bernie Sanders, apparently, SMOD can STILL WIN! Tell the studio audience what I’m talking about
Mirror UK – NASA chief Jim Bridenstine has warned that a killer asteroid could smash into the Earth within our lifetime, unless we do more to protect the planet. Speaking at the 2019 Planetary Defense Conference in Washington yesterday, the NASA administrator cautioned against the so-called “giggle factor” when it comes to asteroids. “We have to make sure that people understand that this is not about Hollywood, it’s not about the movies,” Bridenstine said. “This is about ultimately protecting the only planet we know, right now, to host life – and that is the planet Earth.”